Q.: What are you doing?
A.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Q.: What are you doing in Business?
A.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
Q.: From where are you getting Goods?
A.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
Q.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
A.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
Q.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
A.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Q.: Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
A.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Q.: Do you have Staff?
A.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Q.: Doing business in Millions?
A.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Q.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
A.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
Q.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
A.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Q.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
A.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
Q.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
A.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
Q.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
A.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
Q.: Do you have any Wealth?
A.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
Q.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
A.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Q.: Have you purchased House?
A.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
Q.: How you Travel?
A.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
Q.: Any Additional Tax?
A.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
Q.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
A.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
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